Best, Funny, Tricky and Difficult Riddles with Answers for All Ages

I am a blue and white robot who loves to help people. Who am I?
Answer: Wall-E

I am a blue, anthropomorphic bear who loves to wear a backpack and explore. Who am I?
Answer: Blue from Blue’s Clues

I am a blue, anthropomorphic hedgehog who runs at supersonic speeds. Who am I?
Answer: Sonic the Hedgehog

I am a blue, fuzzy monster who loves to eat cookies. Who am I?
Answer: Cookie Monster from Sesame Street

I am a brown bear who loves to eat honey. Who am I?
Answer: Winnie the Pooh

I am a curious monkey who loves to explore. Who am I?
Answer: Curious George

I am a device that can help you solve math problems and do other calculations. What am I?
Answer: Calculator

I am a former spy who now fights for the greater good. Who am I?
Answer: Black Widow

I am a game where you build structures with small, colorful blocks. What am I?
Answer: Lego

I am a game where you jump over a rope as it spins around. What am I?
Answer: Jump rope

I am a game where you move pieces around a board and try to capture your opponent’s pieces. What am I?
Answer: Chess

I am a game where you roll dice and move your pieces around a board. What am I?
Answer: Monopoly

I am a game where you stack wooden blocks and try not to make them fall. What am I?
Answer: Jenga

I am a game where you try to connect four of your colored pieces in a row. What am I?
Answer: Connect Four

I am a game where you try to get four in a row of your colored discs on a board. What am I?
Answer: Connect Four

I am a game where you try to guess a word by drawing pictures. What am I?
Answer: Pictionary

I am a game where you try to hit a ball with a bat and run around bases. What am I?
Answer: Baseball

I am a game where you try to knock down pins with a ball. What am I?
Answer: Bowling

I am a game where you try to sink balls into pockets on a table. What am I?
Answer: Pool

I am a genius scientist who can stretch my body to incredible lengths. Who am I?
Answer: Mr. Fantastic

I am a giant landmass made up of different ecosystems. I am home to millions of species. What am I?
Answer: Earth

I am a god of thunder who wields a mighty hammer. Who am I?
Answer: Thor

I am a green monster who loves to scare people. Who am I?
Answer: Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc.

I am a green ogre who loves to eat onions. Who am I?
Answer: Shrek

I am a green, rage-filled monster who smashes everything in my path. Who am I?
Answer: The Hulk

I am a group of ninja turtles who fight crime. Who am I?
Answer: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I am a hero who can control and manipulate fire. Who am I?
Answer: Human Torch

I am a hero who can control and manipulate metal. Who am I?
Answer: Magneto

I am a hero who can run at superhuman speeds. Who am I?
Answer: The Flash

I am a hero who can teleport and phase through solid objects. Who am I?
Answer: Nightcrawler

I am a hero who can turn invisible and create force fields. Who am I?
Answer: Invisible Woman

I am a humanoid tree-like creature who protects the galaxy. Who am I?
Answer: Groot

I am a king of a hidden, technologically advanced country. Who am I?
Answer: Black Panther

I am a large natural feature that covers most of the earth’s surface. I am home to many different species of fish. What am I?
Answer: Ocean

I am a mischievous cat who wears a red and white striped hat. Who am I?
Answer: The Cat in the Hat

I am a mutant who can control the weather. Who am I?
Answer: Storm

I am a natural feature that is made up of many different layers of rock. People often climb me for fun. What am I?
Answer: Mountain

I am a natural feature that surrounds us and provides us with oxygen. People often cut me down for wood and paper. What am I?
Answer: Trees

I am a patriotic hero who fights for justice and freedom. Who am I?
Answer: Captain America

I am a person who helps you learn new things and answer your questions. What am I?
Answer: Teacher

I am a piece of equipment used to project images and videos onto a screen. What am I?
Answer: Projector

I am a pink, cuddly creature who loves to hug. Who am I?
Answer: Kirby

I am a pink, happy-go-lucky character who loves to dance and sing. Who am I?
Answer: Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony

I am a place where you can borrow books and other materials to help with your schoolwork. What am I?
Answer: Library

I am a place where you can buy school supplies and books. What am I?
Answer: Bookstore

I am a precious natural resource that we must conserve. People use me for drinking, cleaning, and cooking. What am I?
Answer: Water

I am a purple dragon who loves to fly. Who am I?
Answer: Spyro the Dragon

I am a room where you go to learn and study with your classmates. What am I?
Answer: Classroom

I am a size-shifting hero who can grow or shrink at will. Who am I?
Answer: Ant-Man

I am a small and adorable animal that likes to eat bamboo and roll around in the mud. What am I?
Answer: Panda

I am a small and cute animal that likes to eat insects and has big ears. What am I?
Answer: Bat

I am a small and cute animal that likes to sleep during the day and be active at night. What am I?
Answer: Hamster

I am a small and fluffy animal that likes to eat nuts and climb trees. What am I?
Answer: Chipmunk

I am a small, blue character who loves to collect gold rings. Who am I?
Answer: Sonic the Hedgehog

I am a small, blue creature who lives in mushrooms and loves to sing. Who am I?
Answer: Smurfette

I am a small, cute, and furry animal that likes to hide nuts for the winter. What am I?
Answer: Squirrel

I am a small, fast, and agile animal that likes to eat carrots. What am I?
Answer: Rabbit

I am a small, rectangular card that tells you when and where your classes are. What am I?
Answer: Schedule

I am a small, round, and cute animal that rolls into a ball when I feel scared. What am I?
Answer: Hedgehog

I am a sorcerer who uses magic to protect the Earth. Who am I?
Answer: Doctor Strange

I am a sport where you hit a ball back and forth over a net with a paddle. What am I?
Answer: Table tennis

I am a sport where you hit a ball over a net with your hands. What am I?
Answer: Volleyball

I am a sport where you hit a shuttlecock back and forth over a net. What am I?
Answer: Badminton

I am a sport where you kick a ball into a net. What am I?
Answer: Soccer

I am a sport where you ride a board down a snowy slope. What am I?
Answer: Snowboarding

I am a sport where you run and jump over obstacles. What am I?
Answer: Track and field

I am a sport where you skate on ice and try to score goals. What am I?
Answer: Ice hockey

I am a sport where you throw a ball into a basket. What am I?
Answer: Basketball

I am a sport where you throw a discus as far as you can. What am I?
Answer: Discus throw

I am a super soldier who was frozen in time and woke up in the modern era. Who am I?
Answer: Captain America

I am a superhero who wears a red cape and blue tights. Who am I?
Answer: Superman

I am a super-powered android who fights alongside the Avengers. Who am I?
Answer: Vision

I am a task assigned by your teacher to be completed outside of class. What am I?
Answer: Homework

I am a test that you take to show what you have learned. What am I?
Answer: Exam

I am a tool used to draw straight lines and angles. What am I?
Answer: Ruler

I am a type of animal that is covered in spines and can roll up into a ball for protection. What am I?
Answer: Hedgehog

I am a type of animal that lives in the ocean and has eight arms. What am I?
Answer: Octopus

I am a type of art class where you learn to draw and paint. What am I?
Answer: Art class

I am a type of bird that can’t fly, but I can run really fast. What am I?
Answer: Ostrich

I am a type of bird that is often associated with wisdom and has large, round eyes. What am I?
Answer: Owl

I am a type of book that contains lots of information about a particular topic. What am I?
Answer: Encyclopedia

I am a type of book that tells you how to spell words correctly. What am I?
Answer: Dictionary

I am a type of book that tells you the meaning of words. What am I?
Answer: Thesaurus

I am a type of class where you learn about different cultures and countries. What am I?
Answer: Social studies class

I am a type of class where you learn about numbers and how to use them. What am I?
Answer: Math class

I am a type of class where you learn about the natural world and living things. What am I?
Answer: Science class

I am a type of class where you learn how to read, write, and communicate effectively. What am I?
Answer: Language arts class

I am a type of fish that is often kept as a pet in a bowl. What am I?
Answer: Goldfish

I am a type of flower that is often associated with love and comes in many colors. What am I?
Answer: Rose

I am a type of food that is made from milk and comes in many different flavors. What am I?
Answer: Ice cream

I am a type of fruit that is often used to make juice and is known for being high in vitamin C. What am I?
Answer: Orange

I am a type of fruit that is small and round, and often used to make jelly. What am I?
Answer: Grape

I am a type of gas that we breathe to survive. Trees and plants help me by producing me through photosynthesis. What am I?
Answer: Oxygen

I am a type of insect that is known for my ability to produce honey and live in large groups. What am I?
Answer: Bee

I am a type of insect that is known for my brightly colored wings and ability to pollinate flowers. What am I?
Answer: Butterfly

I am a type of liquid that is often used to clean things and is made up of water and soap. What am I?
Answer: Dish soap

I am a type of natural disaster that can cause a lot of damage. I am created when the earth shakes. What am I?
Answer: Earthquake

I am a type of natural disaster that can happen when it rains too much. I can cause floods. What am I?
Answer: Heavy rain

I am a type of natural disaster that is created by strong winds. I can cause a lot of damage. What am I?
Answer: Hurricane

I am a type of plant that is often used to make tea and is known for its calming properties. What am I?
Answer: Chamomile

I am a type of pollution that happens when people release harmful chemicals into the air. What am I?
Answer: Air pollution

I am a type of pollution that happens when people release harmful chemicals into the water. What am I?
Answer: Water pollution

I am a type of pollution that happens when people throw trash on the ground instead of in the garbage. What am I?
Answer: Litter

I am a type of reptile that can change color to match my surroundings. What am I?
Answer: Chameleon

I am a type of rock that comes in many colors, and you can use me to make sandcastles. What am I?
Answer: Sand

I am a type of tree that has needles instead of leaves and stays green all year round. What am I?
Answer: Pine tree

I am a web-slinging hero who fights crime in New York City. Who am I?
Answer: Spider-Man

I am a wild animal that lives in the jungle and has a long and narrow body. What am I?
Answer: Snake

I am a wild animal that lives in the jungle and has a long and powerful tail. What am I?
Answer: Crocodile

I am a wild animal that lives in the jungle and has a long, curved tail. What am I?
Answer: Monkey

I am a wild animal that lives in the jungle and has a long, flexible nose. What am I?
Answer: Elephant

I am a wild animal that lives in the jungle and has a mane of golden fur. What am I?
Answer: Lion

I am a wild animal that lives in the jungle and has a thick and shaggy mane. What am I?
Answer: Lion

I am a wild animal that lives in the jungle and has black and orange stripes. What am I?
Answer: Tiger

I am a wild animal that lives in the jungle and has black and white stripes. What am I?
Answer: Zebra

I am a wild animal that lives in the jungle and is covered in fur that changes color to match my surroundings. What am I?
Answer: Chameleon

I am a wild animal that lives in the jungle and is covered in spots. What am I?
Answer: Leopard

I am a writing tool that comes in many colors and can be erased. What am I?
Answer: Pencil

I am a yellow bird who loves to travel. Who am I?
Answer: Tweety Bird

I am a yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Who am I?
Answer: SpongeBob SquarePants

I am a yellow, banana-shaped character who loves to play pranks. Who am I?
Answer: Minions from Despicable Me

I am a yellow, rectangular character who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Who am I?
Answer: SpongeBob SquarePants’ best friend, Patrick Star

I am made of paper and used to write down your thoughts and ideas. What am I?
Answer: Notebook

I am made up of water and fall from the sky. What am I?
Answer: Rain

I am round and red, and grow on a tree. What am I?
Answer: An apple

I am yellow and have a long, curved shape. I am a fruit and start with the letter “B”. What am I?
Answer: A banana

I have a flat surface and buttons, and you can use me to type documents, send emails, and browse the internet. What am I?
Answer: Computer

I have a screen and buttons, and you can use me to make calls, send messages, and browse the internet. What am I?
Answer: Smartphone

I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
Answer: A coin

I’m a candy that’s made from caramelized sugar and corn syrup, and can come in many shapes and sizes. What am I?
Answer: Hard candy

I’m a cheesy Italian dish made of macaroni pasta and a creamy cheese sauce, often baked with breadcrumbs on top. What am I?
Answer: Macaroni and Cheese

I’m a circular candy with a hard shell and a chewy center, and I come in many fruity flavors. What am I?
Answer: Skittles

I’m a circular, chewy candy that’s made from sugar and flavorings, and can come in many different colors and flavors. What am I?
Answer: Gumdrop

I’m a classic American breakfast food made from batter that’s cooked on a griddle, and can be served with butter and syrup. What am I?
Answer: Pancake

I’m a classic Italian dish made of noodles and tomato sauce, and sometimes meatballs. What am I?
Answer: Spaghetti and Meatballs

 I’m a crunchy, salty snack that’s made from potatoes that are sliced thin and then fried until crispy. What am I?
Answer: Potato chips

I’m a fluffy dessert that’s made from eggs, flour, sugar, and milk, and can be topped with syrup, fruit, or whipped cream. What am I?
Answer: Pancake

I’m a fluffy, doughy dessert that’s deep-fried and coated with sugar or cinnamon. What am I?
Answer: Donut hole

I’m a green leafy vegetable that is often used in salads. What am I?
Answer: Lettuce

I’m a green finger shaped vegetable that is often used in Indian dishes. What am I?
Answer: Okra

I’m a green vegetable that is often used in Italian dishes. What am I?
Answer: Basil

I’m a green vegetable that is often used in Mexican dishes. What am I?
Answer: Avocado

I’m a green vegetable that is often used in Thai dishes. What am I?
Answer: Lemongrass

I’m a green vegetable that is often used in Vietnamese dishes. What am I?
Answer: Watercress

I’m a green, leafy vegetable that is often used in Chinese dishes. What am I?
Answer: Bok choy

I’m a green, leafy vegetable that is often used in Greek dishes. What am I?
Answer: Dill

I’m a green, leafy vegetable that is often used in soups and stews. What am I?
Answer: Spinach

I’m a large appliance that you can use to clean your dishes. What am I?
Answer: Dishwasher

I’m a large appliance that you can use to cook food using heat and/or electricity. What am I?
Answer: Oven

I’m a large appliance that you can use to keep your food cold and fresh. What am I?
Answer: Refrigerator

I’m a large appliance that you can use to wash and dry your clothes. What am I?
Answer: Washer and dryer

I’m a long, green vegetable that is often used in Japanese dishes. What am I?
Answer: Edamame

I’m a long, green vegetable that is often used in stir-fries. What am I?
Answer: Green beans

I’m a long, orange vegetable that is often eaten raw or cooked. What am I?
Answer: Carrot

I’m a long, thin noodle that’s popular in Chinese cuisine, and can be served in soups or stir-fries. What am I?
Answer: Chow mein noodles

I’m a long, thin pasta that’s often served with tomato sauce, olive oil, or cheese, and can be twirled around a fork. What am I?
Answer: Spaghetti

I’m a popular Italian dish made from flat sheets of pasta layered with tomato sauce, cheese, and meat or vegetables. What am I?
Answer: Lasagna

I’m a popular Italian dish made from small tubes of pasta, tomato sauce, and meatballs or sausage. What am I?
Answer: Spaghetti and meatballs

I’m a popular snack made from corn that’s been puffed and flavored, and can come in many varieties. What am I?
Answer: Popcorn

I’m a popular street food made of a grilled or fried patty of ground beef or other meat, served on a bun with toppings like cheese, lettuce, and tomato. What am I?
Answer: Hamburger

I’m a root vegetable that is often boiled or roasted. What am I?
Answer: Sweet potato

I’m a root vegetable that is often mashed or roasted. What am I?
Answer: Potato

I’m a round, chewy candy that’s made from gelatin and sugar, and can come in many flavors and colors. What am I?
Answer: Gummy bear

I’m a round, chewy candy that’s made from sugar and flavorings, and can be sucked or licked. What am I?
Answer: Lollipop

I’m a round, flat bread that is often topped with tomato sauce, cheese, and other toppings like pepperoni or vegetables. What am I?
Answer: Pizza

I’m a round, green vegetable that is often used in Indian and Middle Eastern dishes. What am I?
Answer: Eggplant

I’m a round, white vegetable that is often used in soups and stews. What am I?
Answer: Onion

I’m a savory snack made of thin slices of potatoes that are fried until crispy, and can be salted or seasoned with spices. What am I?
Answer: French fries

I’m a small appliance that you can use to blend or mix ingredients together. What am I?
Answer: Blender

I’m a small appliance that you can use to heat up food or drinks. What am I?
Answer: Microwave

I’m a small appliance that you can use to make coffee. What am I?
Answer: Coffee maker

I’m a small appliance that you can use to toast bread or other items. What am I?
Answer: Toaster

I’m a small device that you can use to charge your other devices. What am I?
Answer: Power bank

I’m a small device that you can use to control the temperature in your home. What am I?
Answer: Thermostat

I’m a small device that you can use to listen to music or other audio, and I usually go in your ears. What am I?
Answer: Earbuds

I’m a small device that you can use to make phone calls, send messages, and browse the internet, but I don’t have a physical keyboard. What am I?
Answer: Smartphone with touchscreen

I’m a small device that you can use to navigate and find directions. What am I?
Answer: GPS

I’m a small device that you can use to play music or other audio, and I usually have a speaker. What am I?
Answer: Speaker

I’m a small device that you can use to read books or other documents, and I usually have an electronic screen. What am I?
Answer: E-reader

I’m a small device that you can use to track your fitness and activity levels. What am I?
Answer: Fitness tracker

I’m a small device that you can use to watch movies or TV shows, and I usually connect to the internet. What am I?
Answer: Streaming device

I’m a small, green vegetable that is often eaten raw or pickled. What am I?
Answer: Cucumber

I’m a small, green vegetable that is often used in Italian dishes. What am I?
Answer: Zucchini

I’m a small, portable device that you can use to take pictures and record videos. What am I?
Answer: Camera

I’m a small, round candy that’s made from sugar and flavorings, and can come in many different colors and flavors. What am I?
Answer: Jelly bean

I’m a small, round vegetable that comes in different colors like red, yellow, and orange. What am I?
Answer: Cherry tomatoes

I’m a soft, fluffy dessert made from cake batter, and can come in many flavors with frosting or other toppings. What am I?
Answer: Cupcake

I’m a sweet treat made from spun sugar, and can come in a variety of colors and shapes. What am I?
Answer: Cotton candy

I’m a sweet, baked dessert that’s made from flour, sugar, eggs, and butter, and can come in many different flavors and shapes. What am I?
Answer: Cake

I’m a sweet, chewy candy that’s made from sugar and corn syrup, and can come in many different flavors and shapes. What am I?
Answer: Taffy

I’m a sweet, creamy dessert made from milk, sugar, and vanilla, and can come in many flavors and toppings. What am I?
Answer: Ice cream

I’m a sweet, fried dough that’s often covered in sugar or cinnamon, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. What am I?
Answer: Churro

I’m a type of noodle that’s popular in Japan, made from wheat flour and often served in a soup or stir-fry. What am I?
Answer: Udon

I’m a type of pasta that’s shaped like a long, thin tube, and can be served with sauce or in soups. What am I?
Answer: Penne

I’m a yellow, bell-shaped vegetable that is often used in salads and stir-fries. What am I?
Answer: Bell pepper

I’m sweet and round, with a hole in the middle, and can come in a variety of flavors. What am I?
Answer: Donut

I’m the part of your body that allows you to bend your arm. What am I?
Answer: Elbow

I’m the part of your body that allows you to bend your knee. What am I?
Answer: Knee joint

I’m the part of your body that allows you to breathe. What am I?
Answer: Lung

I’m the part of your body that allows you to hear sounds. What am I?
Answer: Ear

I’m the part of your body that allows you to see things. What am I?
Answer: Eye

I’m the part of your body that allows you to speak. What am I?
Answer: Mouth

I’m the part of your body that allows you to turn your head. What am I?
Answer: Neck

I’m the part of your body that connects your bones to each other. What am I?
Answer: Ligament

I’m the part of your body that connects your muscles to your bones. What am I?
Answer: Tendon

I’m the part of your body that helps you balance. What am I?
Answer: Inner ear

I’m the part of your body that helps you digest food. What am I?
Answer: Stomach

I’m the part of your body that helps you grip things. What am I?
Answer: Hand

I’m the part of your body that helps you move around. What am I?
Answer: Muscle

I’m the part of your body that helps you smell things. What am I?
Answer: Nose

I’m the part of your body that helps you swallow food. What am I?
Answer: Esophagus

I’m the part of your body that helps you taste food. What am I?
Answer: Tongue

I’m the part of your body that helps you walk and run. What am I?
Answer: Foot

I’m the part of your body that holds your brain. What am I?
Answer: Skull

I’m the part of your body that protects your internal organs. What am I?
Answer: Ribcage

I’m the part of your body that pumps blood to keep you alive. What am I?
Answer: Heart

What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Answer: Your name

What can you hold in your right hand but not in your left? Answer:
Answer: Your left elbow

What did one hat say to the other?
Answer: You stay here, I’ll go on ahead

What did one toilet say to the other?
Answer: “You look flushed.”

What did one wall say to the other?
Answer: “I’ll meet you at the corner.”

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
Answer: Nothing, it just waved!

What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: Hey, bud!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on twice?
Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Answer: “Between us, something smells.”

What did the right hand say to the left hand?
Answer: High five!

What do you call a bear with no ears?
Answer: B!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear!

What do you call a belt made of watches?
Answer: A waist of time!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
Answer: A stick.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
Answer: A thesaurus!

What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer: An impasta.

What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Answer: Sofishticated!

What do you call a fly without wings?
Answer: A walk!

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
Answer: A moo-sical band!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
Answer: A pouch potato!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Answer: An abdominal snowman!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Answer: An investigator!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Answer: Frostbite!

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Answer: A towel.

What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Your age.

What has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
Answer: A river.

What has a bottom at the top? Answer:
Answer: Your legs.

What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs? Answer:
Answer: A clock.

What has a head and a tail but no body? Answer:
Answer: A coin.

What has a heart that doesn’t beat? Answer:
Answer: An artichoke.

What has a horn but does not honk? Answer:
Answer: A rhinoceros.

What has a mouth but never talks, runs but never walks, and has a bed but never sleeps?
Answer: A river.

What has a neck but no head, and wears a cap?
Answer: A bottle.

What has a neck but no head?
Answer: A bottle.

What has a single eye but cannot see?
Answer: A needle.

What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not alive?
Answer: A glove.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
Answer: A human.

What has four wheels and flies?
Answer: A garbage truck.

What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.

What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?
Answer: Breath.

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Answer: Charcoal.

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
Answer: A coconut.

What is full of holes but can hold water?
Answer: A sponge.

What is full of holes but can still hold water?
Answer: A sieve.

What is higher without the head than with it?
Answer: A pillow.

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Answer: Silence.

What is so light, even the strongest man can’t hold it for long?
Answer: Breath.

What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
Answer: A Toy-Yoda!

What kind of jokes do planets tell?
Answer: Universe-al jokes!

What kind of music do astronauts listen to?
Answer: N’Sync!

What kind of music do planets listen to?
Answer: Nep-tunes!

What kind of music do rabbits like?
Answer: Hip hop!

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Answer: Reali-tea!

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
Answer: A palm tree!

What runs around the whole yard without moving?
Answer: A fence.

What starts with “P” and ends with “E” and has a million letters in it?
Answer: Post Office.

What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
Answer: A teapot.

What starts with an E, ends with an E, but only contains one letter?
Answer: An envelope.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Answer: It was two-tired.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide.

Why did the coffee file a police report?
Answer: Because it got mugged.

Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it had a virus!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it was feeling crumbly!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Answer: In case he got a hole in one!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Answer: He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend?
Answer: She was a cheetah!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the sun go to school?
Answer: To get brighter!

Why did the teddy bear say no to a second cup of coffee?
Answer: Because it already had a bear claw!

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Answer: Because it was already stuffed!

Why did the tomato turn green?
Answer: Because it was green with envy!

Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Answer: Because it’s too far to walk!

Why do cows wear bells?
Answer: Because their horns don’t work!

Why do elephants never use computers?
Answer: They’re afraid of mice!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Answer: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Answer: Because they make up everything.

Why was the math book sad?
Answer: Because it had too many problems.

Why was the math book sad?
Answer: Because it had too many problems.

I’m a savory Italian dish made of flat noodles, tomato sauce, and cheese, and can have toppings like pepperoni or vegetables. What am I?
Answer: Pizza